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Fucking see this movie. I demand it. I saw a screening, it will...

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:47:21 -0700

Fucking see this movie. I demand it. I saw a screening, it will have you crying in laughter.

fuckyeah1990s: “Miss Misery”-Elliott Smith-1998 When I saw Good...

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:07:49 -0700

fuckyeah1990s:

“Miss Misery”-Elliott Smith-1998

When I saw Good Will Hunting I was pretty young, so when I was watching this video and saw the clips of Matt Damon, I got a kick out of it. I also really liked Elliott Smith as an artist, but I’m not going to lie, he kind of looks like a pussy here.

Went to the Getty today

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:44:52 -0700

and I was wondering why every statue of a naked dude had such a small penis. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not exactly the most well endowed man on this planet, but every dick is just so small. Then it hit me, of course they’re small. The statues have to be sculpted in scale, and rarely are there any statues that are human sized, therefore, the penises are rarely human sized as well. I couldn’t believe that I hadn’t thought of that before.

I’d like to see a sculpture of a porn star. I think that would be pretty funny.

Hung like a horse.

nbaplayoffs2009: People, we are through the looking glass!...

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 12:33:12 -0700

nbaplayoffs2009:

People, we are through the looking glass! Khloe “Bitey” Kardashian and Lamar “Candy Man” Odom are an item. We have hand holding!

The Lakers are not ready to defend their title. They are having too much fun this off season. Ron Ron is singing Celine Dion songs, Farmar is talking about starting, Gasol is injuring his fingers, and now, Lamar is probably going to be on an episode or two of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”.

However, sweet shirt, L.O., sweet shirt.

Via Just Jared

Say it ain’t so Lamar…

sportscentr: (via upnorthtrip) Two Boston sports legends. They...

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 14:00:13 -0700

sportscentr:

(via upnorthtrip)

Two Boston sports legends. They should recreate this photo this year.

I guess when when Randy went to Oakland, Kevin refused to move out there, so they had to compromise on Boston. OMG Randy and Kevin are such a cute couple!

abteen: davidcho: The commercial for T-Pain’s new iPhone app I...

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 12:16:49 -0700

abteen:

davidcho:

The commercial for T-Pain’s new iPhone app I Am T-Pain

You may not like T-Pain, but this looks like the best iPhone app of all time.

Just downloaded it a few hours ago. Best app I’ve ever downloaded.

I NEED AN IPHONE IMMEDIATELY

Johnny Cash on Sesame St. I wonder if he was sober during this...

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:44:07 -0700

Johnny Cash on Sesame St. I wonder if he was sober during this part of his life, or if he just needed the appearance for some dope money.

inothernews: MICHAEL DICK New York Jets fans held up signs at an...

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:36:27 -0700

inothernews:

MICHAEL DICK New York Jets fans held up signs at an NFL preseason game against the Philadelphia Eagles in East Rutherford, N.J., Thursday. The signs allude to Eagles quarterback and dog killer Michael Vick’s participation in a dogfighting ring. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)

Kind of harsh?

Was anybody watching Jimmy Fallon last night?

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:13:35 -0700

I think it was a re-run, but there was hardcore metal band and the lead singer had the gnarliest, longest dreads I’ve ever seen. They were all swinging their heads in a clockwise motion and screaming. It was hysterical. Does anybody know the name of that band?

Just to put this into context, Blount is the same player that...

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:43:06 -0700

Just to put this into context, Blount is the same player that told the media that the Ducks “owe them an ass whoopin’,” so when that big white dude came to call him out on it last night, I don’t believe he took it too kindly.

"3rd workout done. Let me tell why I LOVE KOBE “JELLY BEAN”BRYANT! I Get to the gym at 6:45,the Black..."

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:25:54 -0700

““3rd workout done. Let me tell why I LOVE KOBE “JELLY BEAN”BRYANT! I Get to the gym at 6:45,the Black Mamba gets there at 5:30! Go Lakers!!!””

- from Ron Artest’s twitter

These guys are working that hard, and we’re still 2 months away from the start of the season. The start! I just don’t see how we can’t repeat.

7 Beloved Celebrities And The Awful Shit You Forgot They Did

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:43:16 -0700

7 Beloved Celebrities And The Awful Shit You Forgot They Did:

I fuckin’ love cracked

itsalwayssunny: Charlie: Cream always rises to the top. And I’m...

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:34:27 -0700

itsalwayssunny:

Charlie: Cream always rises to the top. And I’m about to show you the white hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

My take on it’s Always Sunny is that it’s kind of like Arrested Development, but for people who are… for a lack of better word, more “retarded.”

UCLA Bruins to play college football opener as scheduled

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:12:53 -0700

UCLA Bruins to play college football opener as scheduled:

Whew. That was a close one. I thought I was going to have to wait another weekend and waste a bye-week for the season.

This increases my fervency for Luke Walton

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:11:11 -0700

This increases my fervency for Luke Walton

fuckyeahweed: aconybell: popquizkid: aconybell: lookunderfoot...

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:32:29 -0700

fuckyeahweed:

aconybell:

popquizkid:

aconybell:

lookunderfoot:

fuckyeahweed:

Fun Facts (via brockanderson)

Sure, pot might not kill you, but it will still fuck up your lungs, brain, and you know, life. I’ll stick with my hippie cigarettes and alcohol. At least they taste and smell a lot better than weed. We’re all dying someday anyways.

Tobacco kills more people than weed because people DON’T SMOKE 20 JOINTS A DAY.

As my friend Lily—a peer counselor of some kind—pointed out to me recently, one joint = five cigarettes.

Let’s be real here, people. Weed is fine now and then, I imagine it’s a perfectly good high, but the fact of the matter is it makes you okay with being lazy, and laziness is unacceptable.

I’m fine with my whiskey American Spirits, thanks.

BAM. Thank you, Heather. I got pretty fucking attacked for saying that.

Also, cigarettes don’t make you fat, lazy as fuck, incoherent, and make your friends not want to be associated with you anymore. If you want to smoke pot, fucking do it. Awesome. Just please don’t act like you’re any healthier than or at all above people who smoke tobacco. And for the fucking record, it’s not the tobacco that kills you, it’s all the other shit.

I cannot believe how clueless some people are. You do realize all these points you’re trying to make are complete bullshit right? 1 joint = 5 cigarettes?! Are you kidding me? And I can’t believe you’re claiming that weed makes EVERYONE fat, lazy, incoherent, and it makes your friends not want to associate with you anymore? Maybe that happens for some but definitely not all of them.

You’re right, tobacco isn’t what kills you. It’s everything else in a cigarette. EXACTLY. Last time I checked we were talking about cigarettes. So yes, you’re going to have health issues waaaaay sooner than a cannabis smoker.

As long as you keep trying to claim that cigarettes are healthier than or just as unhealthy as cannabis, you’re going to get straight FACTS thrown in your face. Not by just me, but by anybody with an ounce of education on this.

Stop throwing bullshit around. If you want proof, I’ll give you proof.

Damn

WEEDS SEASON FINALE IN MY OPINION WAS PROBABLY THE BEST EPISODE OF THE SHOW'S HISTORY, IF NOT ONE OF THE BEST SINGLE EPISODES IN CABLE TELEVISION HISTORY

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:34:08 -0700

WEEDS SEASON FINALE IN MY OPINION WAS PROBABLY THE BEST EPISODE OF THE SHOW'S HISTORY, IF NOT ONE OF THE BEST SINGLE EPISODES IN CABLE TELEVISION HISTORY:

Spoiler alert! This link discusses the ending.

Try and ignore the crappy quality, but this is the new...

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:53:16 -0700

Try and ignore the crappy quality, but this is the new “The Hills” trailer. I saw it yesterday and it made me pissed off, not because I hate the Hills (I could care less how much these people want to ruin their lives), but solely because of the last 4 seconds of the video. I hate it when girls say “Dude,” especially when talking to, or referring to other girls. It just doesn’t make any sense to me. You know what else doesn’t make any sense to me? When people refer to their friends as “the homie.” What the hell is that supposed to mean? Friends are no longer homies, but “the homies?” You can’t just have one homie… or if you do, you can’t call everyone you know “the homie.” It doesn’t work that way. Man trends are stupid.

(via fuckyeah1990s) hahaha

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:53:01 -0700

(via fuckyeah1990s)

hahaha

(via fuckyeah1990s) If you click through and read the article...

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:52:24 -0700

(via fuckyeah1990s)

If you click through and read the article about Leo, it says “Fans have flooded the Web with some 500 sites,” and that gave me a good chuckle. This is most likely published in ‘98 because of the Iron Mask reference, so I wonder how many more “sites on the Web” have been created about the Growing Pains heart-throb.

The other day I was having a conversation with a friend who claimed that Leo has always chosen great roles as an actor. For some reason, I felt that this wasn’t true, so I boldly exclaimed “Yeah right. He’s done some shitty movies,” but it was at that moment that I could hardly think of any. The Man in the Iron Mask is most likely his worst, and to be honest, I wasn’t too crazy about Titanic. Aviator was kind of dissapointing (but it was still Scorsese) so I then I started thinking about the great rolls he’s done, and they definitely out way the bad. Long story short, I apologize for ever questioning your integrity as an actor Mr. DiCaprio.