Robert's Blog

Went to the Getty today

and I was wondering why every statue of a naked dude had such a small penis. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not exactly the most well endowed man on this planet, but every dick is just so small. Then it hit me, of course they’re small. The statues have to be sculpted in scale, and rarely are there any statues that are human sized, therefore, the penises are rarely human sized as well. I couldn’t believe that I hadn’t thought of that before.

I’d like to see a sculpture of a porn star. I think that would be pretty funny.

Hung like a horse.