December 2008
54 posts
Celtics now 1-3 since Christmas →
Well look how the mighty have fallen…
Critic Ben Lyons gets many thumbs down →
My brother and I were talking about how this guy sucks nuts today. Every time we watch At the Movies we find ourselves disagreeing with him about 75 percent of the time. I’m glad others have noticed as well. That guy is such a fucker.
The End of Football Season...
Well, today was the last Sunday of the regular season. My 9ers didn’t make the play-offs, but we finished strong and look like we’re on the right track for ‘09-10. Here is my master plan that I am sending to the York family:
1. If Brady is back in time for next season, acquire Matt Cassel from New England.
2. Get one more explosive wide reciever (Michael Crabtree) and a future...
“Don’t be ridiculous! We’re making a movie here! It’s Mrs....”
– - Mike Nichols
When composing the title track for The Graduate, Mike said this to Paul Simon when Simon asked him if he could call the song “Mrs. Roosevelt” instead of “Mrs. Robinson.”
Curious Case of Benjamin Suckass
So as you can tell by the title of this post, I didn’t like the movie. In all fairness, I came in with some pretty high expectations (Fincher and Pitt reunited) and I would have to say around the half way point of the movie (or maybe even a little earlier) I just didn’t care anymore. The movie reminded me of Forest Gump, but instead of the “box of chocolates” message, there...
Cousin Michael
I love my Cousin Michael. I can’t imagine doing any of my family events without him. We have always made certain that at every dinner and every gathering we stick together and stay out of the family bullshit. Some of his wise words of advice tonight were: “No matter what you do in life, bullshit everything you don’t care about and everything that you don’t know the answer...
“On Christmas Day’s game with the Washington Wizards at The Q… all fans will get...”
– According to Cleveland.com, what the Cavs have prepared for tomorrow
via Richard
(via davidcho)
Sounds like more Nike promotion to me.
“The best is the stuff that has you wondering whether it worked or not for the...”
Magic Johnson says Lakers need to get tougher →
Yeah… and where the fuck was Bynum last night?
Paris Hilton's House robbed, $2 million worth... →
The dumb twat was bragging about how she has her own night club in her house… does her selfish monetary gluttony know no end!?
UCSC = HARDCORE
A number of acts of vandalism occurred on campus early this morning, including broken windows, damage to UCSC vehicles, and graffiti. No one was injured. UCSC Police believe the vandalism occurred shortly after midnight. It includes: — Broken windows at Kresge College’s Owl’s Nest Cafe. — Tires slashed and windows damaged on as many as 20 vehicles, including Physical...
“So what if it’s risky? It’s the right thing to do. My God,...”
– Bill Richardson
Bill Richardson is a thug. He’s going to be the new secretary of commerce in the Obama cabinet and the quote above is discussing the recent passing of the legalization of medical marijuana in New Mexico (the sate Bill used to govern.) This article discusses how Richardson...
Chanel Martins
I’m dedicating my post today to my friend Chanel who was in a bad car accident a couple of nights ago. Her condition is very serious so she still remains in the hospital. Chanel is one of the most caring and considerate people I have ever had the priviledge to know. I’ve always been envious of her emotional strength, personal will, and overall integrity. I’m not a particularly...
WatchSo close to nailing him!
WatchLatest episode of Mayne Street.
“Will you consider legalizing marijuana so that the government can regulate it,...”
– - S. Man, Denton
Barack Obama was accepting the top 10 questions voted by the public on his webpage over the last 24 hours, and the issue of legalization of marijuana has ranked first out of the ten. Now his team of advisors have to prepare an answer, and I’m hoping it’s what I want to...
Biggest Full Moon of the Year Tonight! →
Everybody get out and see it!
WatchA collection of the supposed best viral videos of the year. I’ve seen most of these but I have to admit some of these I had no idea existed. My question: when will ridiculously dancing in front of webcams get old?
How to Talk to Girls: Advice from a 9 year old
So apparently some 9 year old kid from Colorado wrote a pamphelt for a homework assignment called “How To Talk to Girls.” The pamphlet consists of several tips of advice like:
“Sometimes, you get a girl to like you, then she ditches you. Life is hard, move on! Or sometimes it just doesn’t work out. I had a crush on a girl in preschool. Then my family had to move, so I had...
New York Film Critics Name "Milk" Best Picture
… And LA film critics name Wall-E best picture? Come on LA, I know we just passed prop 8, but I thought Wall-E looked like half of the movie was written by Steve Jobs, and half was written by Al Gore. I would give it to Milk over Wall-E any day, hands down.
I’m on to you Stevey…
2,118 pounds of marijuana confiscated from fake... →
Said to be worth up to 1.2 million dollars… must not have been very good bud then.
Sunrise, Sunset
Has anybody been looking at the sunrises or sunsets as of late? I’ve witnessed 4 over the last couple of days, and they have all been so epic. I’m not sure if it’s a west coast thing, or maybe a winter in California kind of thing, but I can’t get enough of them.
Manny! Manny!
This post is about the best sporting event I watched yesterday; not Bama vs. Florida or SC vs. UCLA, but the De La Hoya/Pacquiao fight. Boxing has been at the mercy of UFC for the last couple of years, and looks like it’s a dying sport. But fuck, last night’s fight was pretty legit. For those of you who did not watch it or have no idea what I’m talking about, I’ll...
GAME DAY
I’m really excited for college football this Saturday. I really wish I didn’t have finals the next week, but I’m definitely going to try and study with the TV on. For those of you who are either sports deprived or mentally retarded, the SEC championship between Alabama and Florida is tomorrow. The winner of this game is playing for the national title. On the other side of the...
Colbert Humbles Kanye →
Haha, fuck yeah.
“Welcome to the twenty year old club. After next year you’ll stop thinking...”
– - Dustin Baker
My friend Dustin provided me with this message this morning, being that it is my 20th birthday today. He always had a way with words.
WatchThis is a clip from the new Salvador Dali bio-pic. Sounds like it would be a cool movie, but why does the guy from Twilight have to be in it?