September 2009
18 posts
WatchFucking see this movie. I demand it. I saw a screening, it will have you crying in laughter.
Went to the Getty today
and I was wondering why every statue of a naked dude had such a small penis. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not exactly the most well endowed man on this planet, but every dick is just so small. Then it hit me, of course they’re small. The statues have to be sculpted in scale, and rarely are there any statues that are human sized, therefore, the penises are rarely human sized as...
Was anybody watching Jimmy Fallon last night?
I think it was a re-run, but there was hardcore metal band and the lead singer had the gnarliest, longest dreads I’ve ever seen. They were all swinging their heads in a clockwise motion and screaming. It was hysterical. Does anybody know the name of that band?
WatchJust to put this into context, Blount is the same player that told the media that the Ducks “owe them an ass whoopin’,” so when that big white dude came to call him out on it last night, I don’t believe he took it too kindly.
“3rd workout done. Let me tell why I LOVE KOBE “JELLY BEAN”BRYANT! I Get to the...”
– from Ron Artest’s twitter
These guys are working that hard, and we’re still 2 months away from the start of the season. The start! I just don’t see how we can’t repeat.
7 Beloved Celebrities And The Awful Shit You... →
I fuckin’ love cracked
UCLA Bruins to play college football opener as... →
Whew. That was a close one. I thought I was going to have to wait another weekend and waste a bye-week for the season.
WEEDS SEASON FINALE IN MY OPINION WAS PROBABLY THE... →
Spoiler alert! This link discusses the ending.
August 2009
79 posts
This song is too dope
“NANCY: So are you really okay with your dad being gay?
DALE: Why would I have a...”
– - My Own Private Rodeo, Season Six
The subplot of Nancy and John Redcorn’s affair is easily one of the most brilliant things ever written. I’ve always taken it for granted, but there are at least 4 jokes every episode that have to do with Dale not getting the big picture. On occasion,...
You know what pisses me off?
A couple of things. First:
That fucking Miracle whip commercial that shows all those hip, young adults partying on city roof top and posing with a jar of Miracle Whip. The V.O. is something like “We will not quiet down… when we’re in a sandwich you’ll know it… we’re not your average mayo.” It’s just one of those commercials that tries so hard, you...
“You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane, in a little...”
– The Cable Guy
In my opinion, one of the most underrated movies of the 90’s
FUCKYEAHMEXICO →
Watchrickyv:
A clip from last night’s Daily Show, which was amazing.
There’s a reason beind the well-worn statistic that young people get their news from The Daily Show, and it isn’t because they’re too lazy or unsophisticated to get it from a news program without dick jokes.
I’m pretty sure is has to do with the fact that Jon Stewart appears to be the only broadcaster who puts basic reason and...
