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September 6

Fucking see this movie. I demand it. I saw a screening, it will have you crying in laughter.

fuckyeah1990s:

“Miss Misery”-Elliott Smith-1998

When I saw Good Will Hunting I was pretty young, so when I was watching this video and saw the clips of Matt Damon, I got a kick out of it. I also really liked Elliott Smith as an artist, but I’m not going to lie, he kind of looks like a pussy here.

Went to the Getty today

and I was wondering why every statue of a naked dude had such a small penis. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not exactly the most well endowed man on this planet, but every dick is just so small. Then it hit me, of course they’re small. The statues have to be sculpted in scale, and rarely are there any statues that are human sized, therefore, the penises are rarely human sized as well. I couldn’t believe that I hadn’t thought of that before.

I’d like to see a sculpture of a porn star. I think that would be pretty funny.

Hung like a horse.

nbaplayoffs2009:

People, we are through the looking glass! Khloe “Bitey” Kardashian and Lamar “Candy Man” Odom are an item. We have hand holding!

The Lakers are not ready to defend their title. They are having too much fun this off season. Ron Ron is singing Celine Dion songs, Farmar is talking about starting, Gasol is injuring his fingers, and now, Lamar is probably going to be on an episode or two of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”.

However, sweet shirt, L.O., sweet shirt.

Via Just Jared

Say it ain’t so Lamar…

September 5

sportscentr:

(via upnorthtrip)

Two Boston sports legends. They should recreate this photo this year.

I guess when when Randy went to Oakland, Kevin refused to move out there, so they had to compromise on Boston. OMG Randy and Kevin are such a cute couple!

abteen:

davidcho:

The commercial for T-Pain’s new iPhone app I Am T-Pain

You may not like T-Pain, but this looks like the best iPhone app of all time.

Just downloaded it a few hours ago. Best app I’ve ever downloaded.

I NEED AN IPHONE IMMEDIATELY

September 4

Johnny Cash on Sesame St. I wonder if he was sober during this part of his life, or if he just needed the appearance for some dope money.

inothernews:

MICHAEL DICK New York Jets fans held up signs at an NFL preseason game against the Philadelphia Eagles in East Rutherford, N.J., Thursday. The signs allude to Eagles quarterback and dog killer Michael Vick’s participation in a dogfighting ring. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)

Kind of harsh?

Was anybody watching Jimmy Fallon last night?

I think it was a re-run, but there was hardcore metal band and the lead singer had the gnarliest, longest dreads I’ve ever seen. They were all swinging their heads in a clockwise motion and screaming. It was hysterical. Does anybody know the name of that band?

Just to put this into context, Blount is the same player that told the media that the Ducks “owe them an ass whoopin’,” so when that big white dude came to call him out on it last night, I don’t believe he took it too kindly.